Jacko Came From the Third World....

At Least In October of 2001 That Was How the Story Went....

But  Jacko's knife was dull and made in China, it couldn't even get through the pencil thick neck of a young man, although it could put you magically asleep (for a few minutes anyway).   Jacko was also easily inebriated by a damsel armed with roach killer in a spray can who was suddenly startled when he lurched out at her from behind a shower curtain.  He was hiding out in the shower (like Sasquatch?),  but somehow, Jacko survived a bullet shot to the forehead,  only to be beaten over the head with a wooden board, and then burned alive in a rusty fifty five gallon drum.   

  I'll upload this video some day so you can all see.